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hippiechrisseyDon’t…
…be a fatty! To get laid as a fatty you’re going to need alcohol, the ability to make people laugh, and, quite possibly, cash.
…be a pussy! No confidence in your “game”? No getting laid!
…act needy! Sure, we all have a need to connect with people, but if you can’t give them space… you’re not getting laid!
…be nice! The one’s that are nice and looking for nice aren’t going to give it up without a lot of work. If that’s what you’re looking for, then stop looking to just get laid!!!
…have a hairy chest! The only one’s that like the hairy chests are the ones that used to cuddle with one, in the middle of winter, because there was no one else around, in the 1940′s!
…EVER get duped by “verification” responses to Craigslist ads! They aren’t real! And you won’t get laid… but you will get fucked!!!
…whine about not getting laid! Whiner’s don’t get anything but more annoying! Stop it!
…act like something you’re not! Not really a stud? Stop acting like it! Not really skinny? Stop acting like it! Not really a woman? Stop hitting on me!!! You’re not getting laid!
Still single, and not getting laid!!!
Scott
P.S. writing a blog about dating does not qualify as whining!
*note: the only thing on this list that applies to women is the “hairy” entry, and even that’s questionable!
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WRONG! I’d agree with all the rest but there is NOTHING sexier than hair on a man – legs, chest, crotch, ass…. men have hair. You don’t have to have the Greek National Forest but a nice treasure trail even. Unless you “sculpt” a treasure trail – that’s just stupid. Bottom line is keep it natural, be happy with what you have and that’ll make it sexy
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