Polls & Pick-up Lines

The Polls   The Lines
Into taking polls? Then this is the place for you!

I will be putting all of my polls here for easier reference, starting with the newest on top.



1/24/10 — Kissing?

7/26/09 — What Are You Looking For?

7/26/09 — What Are You?

7/20/09 — Online Dating

  So, I thought I would create a page of pickup lines, tips, and tricks to breaking the ice in social situations. Have I used any of these? No. I’m a giant chicken. But I have spent quite a bit of time thinking about them.

Feel free to use any of these. If you have suggestions just comment them and I’ll add them to the collection.


Gender Neutral:
“Your pants must be made of mirrors, cause I can sure see myself in them.” ~Jeka

“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?” ~Jeka

“Fuck me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?” ~Jeka

“You look just like my first Ex-(spouse type here)!” They ask, “How many times have you been married?” You say, “None.” ~Jeka

“See that jaguar over there? It’s yours if you go out with me tonight.” ~Chrissey

“I forgot my name. What’s yours?” ~Scott

Walk up to the person. When they look do a quick little jig then stick out your hand and say, “Hi, I’m (your name here)!” ~Scott

“Hi! I think I want to know you!” ~Scott

Play with an ice-cube from your drink and then “accidentally” shoot it at the person. Apologize and introduce yourself. ~Scott

Men For Women
“Do you have any (your ethnic heritage here) in you? No? Want some?” ~Jeka

“I found a treasure map and it led me to your booty!” ~Scott

“You have beautiful breasts.” (must be said while looking them in the eye) ~Scott

Women For Men:
“See my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I’m cute?” ~Jeka


2 Responses

  1. last poll’s not so helpful … yes for online, no for paying 🙂

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