Dating: Let’s try this again . . .

Yep, that’s right, I may actually have another date! Pretty amazing, really, after you consider the disaster of the last one! And this time, it’s going to be different! I’m not fooling around on this one. We’re actually going to talk! We’re going to get to know each other! If we connect, it’s going to be on an emotional and intellectual level, not on a purely physical one.

And just how am I going to do this? Simple. I’m going to follow the advice of “Something About Mary” and take care of the situation before it takes care of me. You heard me right. I’m going to “release” the sexual tension prior to the date, so that I am assured to maintain the proper brain blood levels required for thoughtful, inquisitive, and intelligent conversation. No more penis-brain for me! Those are the dates of the past!

Look out women! I’m coming for you! And I’m pulling out all the stops this time!

Still single,

Scott

P.S. What do sex, love, and dating have in common? They’re usually all short-lived, intense, and end in a mess!

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