Hey!! It’s the new game where I come up with random scenarios (that in no way represent me or my life) and you respond with what you would do!!! Yay!!!
So tell all your friends!! (Really, I’m not kidding! Tell them!)
Here’s the first one!
THE POST
It’s a Friday night, you’re alone, and the wine you had earlier has gone to your head (you know you shouldn’t have opened that second bottle). When suddenly, in a fit of latent sexual need and no conscience, you post an ad in the “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist…
Then next morning, after you’ve washed away the wine-drool from last night, cleaned up the two empty bottles of wine, scrubbed away the faint red circles all over your counters, and thrown away the Taco Bell wrappers of a meal you don’t remember ever getting, you decide you had better check your email. But when you wake your computer, you find your browser still open to Craigslist, and it says…
Thank you for posting “Screw it! Screw me!!!”
“That’s right! I said it! Screw me! Yeah, I may not be in the best of shape, and I may not be the hottest thing in town, but I’m willing and available all weekend!!! So respond with a picture and let’s get it on!!!
Sincerely,
Do Me!!!”
After a few choice expletives, you check your email, and there it is, a response…
“Re: Screw it! Screw me!!!
Are you for real? Because if you are… well, here’s a picture of me. What do you think?”
You scroll down to see the picture and… wow, they’re actually cute.
What do you do?
Still single and now making shit up!!!
Scott
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